lol I cried on a date

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

I took this seriously at first, I was very concerned

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"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

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